I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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