do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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