I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
And then he peed in my hair
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