Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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