yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i drank out of a bidet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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