Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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