That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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