ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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