Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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