They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My ass is underappreciated
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize