Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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