Ambien. No doubt about it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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