I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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