we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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