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(248): View more from Michigan

Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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(716): View more from New York

come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.

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(518): View more from New York

No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

We would have so much to talk about!

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