fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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