Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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