eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
that's an acceptable place to lick
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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