Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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