Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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