You're so nebulous sometimes
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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