That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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