my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
