Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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