just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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