Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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