Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You may now shotgun with the bride
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I need water and some morals
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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