In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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