He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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