Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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