I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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