we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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