youre lurking in front of me
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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