I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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