What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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