y did u give ur computer a hand job?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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