she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have post one night stand depression
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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