i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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