hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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