thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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