How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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