remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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