Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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