Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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