Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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