its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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