Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just want to make out with him forever
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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