What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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