if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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