$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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