i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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