i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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