i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You can't motorboat a personality
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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