Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Pooping to opera.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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